Pundits Talking Their Book

One of clearest, most knowledgeable, and most readable pundits on financial markets is a guy named Bill Gross. Gross, known in financial circles as the “The Bond King” and the founder of mutual fund giant PIMCO, writes an entertaining monthly letter with musings on his life, asset prices and value, and the future direction of financial markets.

Despite the nice things I just wrote about Gross, you should never, ever, take his advice when it comes to investing. Ever. The man’s monthly newsletters are the most egregious example of what’s known in finance as “Talking your book.”

“Talking your book” means telling other people how they should trade based on what would benefit your own financial portfolio and positions.
In Gross’ case, every single newsletter he’s written for the past twenty years concludes with an exhortation or justification to buy bonds. Which is pretty coincidental, considering he built the world’s largest bond fund.

Great salesman. Not a great predictor of the future
Great salesman. Not a great predictor of the future

As a salesman, he’s phenomenal.
As a reliable ‘expert’ on financial markets whose advice should be acted upon? He’s a total catastrophe.

Ordinary course of business
Back in my Wall Street days, people talked their book as a matter of course. It was literally my job to explain to clients why the bonds held on my firm’s books were the ones they should buy, or why clients should position themselves with securities the same way we were positioned. That way, I attempted to create demand for the things my firm already owned so we could sell them. Or conversely, if necessary, talking our book allowed us to turn our risks into their risks. Much of Wall Street works this way.

My clients were extremely sophisticated investors and traders, and I don’t feel bad about this at all. They generally talked their books back to me in the hope I would have the same effect on my firm’s investment decisions. We all got very good at recognizing who was talking their book, and, overall all’s fair in love and war and bond sales. Not a big deal.

After I left Wall Street though, I noticed not everybody knew that nearly all finance experts talk their book, nearly all the time.

Knowing this can help in other situations as well.

South Texas
A friend of mine works in the oil and gas industry, delivering trainloads of sand across the country to fracking sites in South Texas. For the past six months, everybody in the fracking industry – from the drillers to the truckers to the hoteliers to the logistics companies – has been cutting back, idling workers and equipment, hoping to ride out the decline in oil prices.

My friend’s company delivers a fraction of the volume of sand that they used to deliver, a year ago.

He described to me how everybody in his world spends a lot of time obsessing over the future price of “the barrel,” which generally means the commodity price of WTI, which stands for West Texas Intermediate Crude. If WTI (aka ‘the barrel’) recovers six to twelve months from now they know all will be well for them and the industry survivors will reap huge profits. If “the barrel” stays low longer than that, however, many companies and people will be wiped out.

In that environment, with everybody’s business so exposed like that, few people can speak objectively about the “the barrel.” Everybody is left ‘talking their book.’

My friend says everybody’s got a theory about when and how prices will soon rise. Maybe geopolitical trouble with Iran will heat up again, hopefully? Maybe the Saudis will stop flooding the market with their crude to punish non-OPEC producers? A particularly hot summer is sure to boost energy demand and sop up the excess supply in the market, right? I mean, surely the new storage tank capacity in Oklahoma will allow us to ride out this oil glut, no? Maybe the US Government will stop dumping oil into the market to punish the Russians for their Ukraine aggression? (That last one is apparently a widely held theory to explain the drop in oil prices, which I find absurd.)

Every expert speaking on a panel to the oil and gas industry, or to a journalist covering the industry, has a theory on when prices will rise. Please give us some good news, the oil and gas industry folks all seem to be saying to each other.

Here’s the problem, though. They are all talking their book. Their views are not to be trusted at all.

Either consciously or unconsciously, people talking their book are particularly unreliable experts on the future of financial markets.

Experts in finance “talking their book” may simply be clever salesmen, like Bond King Bill Gross. Or they may be anxious and exposed to markets, like the entire oil and gas industry in South Texas.

People talking their book generally only mention out loud the data that support their position. The counter view of the market, “the other side of the trade,” generally goes wholly unmentioned.

Here’s some advice you can use. You should always assume that any industry expert you see on television, in print, or online is talking their book. They didn’t go on TV to give you all sides of the story, but rather the data that supports their book of business.

How can you find people in finance who are not talking their book?

uncertainty

Look for the ones who admit to uncertainty. Seek out the experts who tell you what they don’t know, what cannot be predicted, and how opaque the future really is.
When they present data to support both sides of the market – why bonds may be good or bad, or why WTI could go up or down depending on a complex interaction between a series of unknowable, contingent, events – now you may be listening to someone not talking his book. Now you may be hearing from a real expert.

Keep looking for this.

 

A version of this appeared in the San Antonio Express News.

 

 

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The Home Improvement Myth

kitchen_renovationMy wife and I plan to embark on a terrible financial journey most commonly known as ‘a kitchen renovation.’

Launching ourselves into this journey reminds me of the excellent book by Jonathan Clements, a longtime Wall Street Journal columnist and author of the 1999 best-seller 25 Myths You’ve Got To Avoid If You Want to Manage Your Money Right.

You should read it.

Right there in black and white, under myth #19, Clements names the financial folly of what my wife and I plan to do.

Myth #19

Clements cites the home improvement industry literature that promotes this myth by bragging:

“You might recoup 95 percent of the cost of a minor kitchen remodeling, 91 percent of a bathroom addition, 83 percent of a family room addition, 77 percent of a bathroom remodeling, and 72 percent from adding on a deck.”

As Clements rightly points out, there’s a math trick embedded in that claim. Say you spend $10,000 on a kitchen renovation. When you recoup 95 percent of the cost of a kitchen in a sale, you are selling your house for $9,500 more than it would have sold pre-renovation.

In other words, you’re still losing $500, or 5 percent on your money. In pure financial terms, you’re just down 5 percent.

Not the mention the headache of having to pick out backsplash tiles and drawer pulls. 1

You wouldn’t hear most financial advisors claiming they did a great job on your deck renovation because “congratulations, I only lost 28 percent on your money!” And yet that’s what’s happened when you, as the home improvement industry claims, recoup “72 percent from adding on a deck.”

A positive investment?

Those are the honest(ish) numbers from the official home improvement industry, which acknowledge the financial loss, but spin it positively.

Much of the home improvement industry – from mom and pop hardware stores to store giants like The Home Despot, not to mention the real estate industry and the home equity loan industry – wants you to believe that spending money on a remodeled kitchen or bathroom or new deck or whatever is providing a great investment return.

the_home_despot
Can I interest you in a new granite countertop?

“Think of the resale value!” your real estate agent crows. FYI, Your realty friend is actually more focused on her future 6% of the resale value, which will go up if you spend your money to remodel the kitchen.

“Wow, that granite countertop that you paid $3,000 for sure will make the house sell for at least $10,000 more!” encourages The Home Despot guy (who sells granite countertops for a living.)

“Even if you draw down $15,000 on your home equity line, you’re building equity because you’ll at least double that when it comes time to sell,” claims your home equity loan banker.

So lots of industry people are invested in this idea that home improvements ‘pay for themselves’ or even provide a positive return on your capital.

Sunny day? Let me introduce you to my wet blanket. I just don’t believe it.

Markets are efficient

I don’t believe it because markets are efficient. Even inefficient idiosyncratic real estate is more efficient than we realize.

Another way of saying that is it’s a mistake to assume prospective buyers of your house are dumb.

Buyers generally understand that a $3,000 Viking refrigerator isn’t a reason to pay $10,000 more for your house.

viking_refrigerator
This will not actually offer you 3X the value when you sell

Despite what those ridiculous home improvement ‘reality’ shows claim, your $25,000 make-over isn’t going to induce buyers to pay an extra $75,000 for your house, because many many prospective buyers are just as happy to keep their $75,000 in their own bank account, and invest their own extra $25,000 after they buy your house. Most prospective real estate buyers can do the same math as you. Some even do math better than you!

Does it help at all?

I think home renovations can help in a limited way if you need to sell.

If you are in a hurry to sell, and your house has serious shoddiness issues, a spiffed up kitchen or bathroom could speed up the sale process. That makes sense because fewer buyers want to tackle renovation projects, so you can exchange your money upfront for a speedier sale, by appealing to the widest audience. Because markets are efficient I doubt the net price is actually higher (after adjusting for renovation costs), but you may have spent less time to locate the willing buyer.

So why do this?

If I’m not making money on the kitchen renovation, why do it?

When I run the toaster and microwave simultaneously, I would prefer not to trip the breaker every single time, shutting down all my lights on the first floor. How dare I both toast and heat something at the same time?

When I chop carrots at the same time that my wife measures the rice, we’d prefer not to inadvertently elbow each other in the gut (repeatedly!) because we have less available counter space than a regulation chess board. 2

cramped_kitchen
Note: Not an actual photo of my kitchen

We open the door to the dishwasher but it boxes us out of the only available cabinet for glasses. I end up on tippy-toes, reaching past the dishwasher door, like a forward getting pushed out of the paint by Tim Duncan stretching for the rebound. The cabinet is so far away, and so awkward to reach.

And I’m sick of all that.

The kitchen renovation may be a terrible financial journey, but I’m ready to spend some money on living better. And that’s not a bad choice. It’s just not the money guy choice.

Let the demolition begin.

 

A version of this post ran in the San Antonio Express News.

See related posts:

Book Review: 25 Myths You’ve Got To Avoid If You Want To Manage Your Money Right by Jonathan Clements.

Ask an Ex-Banker – Home Equity Loans and Home Equity Lines of Credit

Judgment vs Objectivity – My Recent Home Equity Line of Credit Renewal

 

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  1. I actually have no idea what those words mean, but I heard my wife say them once.
  2.  Wait, did she just elbow me on purpose?